Ok, this was kind of hard to translate as there is soooo much slang and play on words in this song "budokan live" "gyakudai" etc. all hidden away in other meanings. And a zillion references. I have no idea who ☆ko-san is.... please help! ♡♡♡♡♡
Here is my crappy translation:
Drowned goldfish
It's not possible, Drowned goldfish
No way, no way,
I have never heard that goldfish can drown
It's impossible!
Eating chekis with sauce.
Chek