Satsuki drama

[Masato 365]

Hi guys,

People everywhere write that there is so much Satsuki drama! I'm interested!

Let's collect it here for fun!

Edited June 13, 2018 by Masato

[Cantavanda 141]

Is stuff like this allowed on the forum? 😛 Seems like it'll achieve more bad then good lol, but I'm not often on here anyway so what do I know

[Saishu 1589]

Someone did promise to tell stories of why Satsuki is looked down upon by so many people, but I forget who it was. I think it was on the thread for his new album. 

[Masato 365]

5 minutes ago, Cantavanda said:

Is stuff like this allowed on the forum? 😛 Seems like it'll achieve more bad then good lol, but I'm not often on here anyway so what do I know

Me neither, but someone wrote in a thread that they wanted to collect the drama once, but it did not happen.

And there is lots of Kisaki/other drama elsewhere.... so I guessed it's ok?

 

Like why did RES end?

What happend to his Euro fanclub?

Etc.

[platy 3018]

If anyone has anything to share about this drama, go ahead 

[nekkichi 6043]

we're waiting on the tea @cvltic x

[Karma’s Hat 3107]

The stories of him talking to underaged girls, trying to hook up at shows through staff and giving out fangirl gifts to other fangirls are at this point like years, if not almost a decade old. He just generally seems like an unlikeable dude considering almost no one in Japan associates with him anymore ( at least to my knowledge ) and that's it really? When you're forced to tour Europe in the latter half of the 2010's as a career move then you're in trouble. 

 

 

[CELESTIAL CIEL 985]

leave satsuki alone
 

[Saishu 1589]

2 hours ago, Masato said:

Me neither, but someone wrote in a thread that they wanted to collect the drama once, but it did not happen.

And there is lots of Kisaki/other drama elsewhere.... so I guessed it's ok?

 

Like why did RES end?

What happend to his Euro fanclub?

Etc.

The story I heard about RES ending was that two of the guys in the band would get into actual physical fights on a regular basis. This is coming from someone who said they spoke to Satsuki personally. I believe that this person spoke to him, but I don’t necessarily believe Satsuki’s story.

[Takadanobabaalien 3607]

new tea: his new album is bad

[Peace Heavy mk II 7200]

@cvltic x

[anadentone 478]

satsuki is secretly Maria cross

Jpop band NEWS are wanna be Satsuki

Satsuki puts on a fat suit and shitty Moe Howard wig to become Kim Jong Un

 

(just adding something :S)

[Masato 365]

Satsuki is Eminem's ghost writer!

 

His Euro-Fanclub disappeared because they are too busy planning his presidential campain, so he can succeed Donald Trump!

[Saishu 1589]

Satsuki is a failed Gackt clone

[anadentone 478]

Satsuki is the biggest meme in Lichtenstein 

[Karma’s Hat 3107]

which one is more tragic

 

satsuki's career or this thread 

[cvltic 1482]

here goes xoxo

 

Spoiler

SATSUKI DRAMA

ANCIENT DRAMA (RES ERA)
 

-Satsuki is a prime instigator in the Yuuga/Ao drama. After former Rentrer en Soi guitarist Ao impregnates Devil Kitty Yuuga’s little sister, Satsuki begins to verbally abuse Ao and demands that he have the girl abort the child. Yuuga goes apeshit and publicly blasts the members of Rentrer en Soi on his blog. Satsuki is forced to dogeza (apologize while prostrating) on stage to Yuuga and Ao. Allegedly spotting crying about it afterward.
 

-Satsuki is a Kyo hanger-on and frequently brought up in conjunction with Kyo’s drinking party where there is rumored to be sexual/physical abuse of girls and one particular roadie (later known as Byou) by the attendees (Kyo, Tatsurou, Daisuke, Wataru, Satsuki, others). The legendary status of this party makes its veracity suspect, but this particular group of bandmen has a negative reputation overall and he is associated with them. Later Airi divulges that he now despises Dir en grey and openly talked shit about them at Daisuke’s memorial.


SOLO DRAMA (2011-2013)
 

Satsuki is caught up in various problems with gya. This is where things all go horribly wrong for him.
 

-Airi, a famed Satsuki girlfriend?/mitsu. There is enough Airi drama to sink a battleship….

i. Airi posts pictures of gifts Satsuki has given her, which turn out to be gifts originally meant for him from fans. She posts pictures of him and other tsunagari hanging out, brags about him giving her guest passes, and generally provokes all his fans. Eventually their relationship sours, and she posts purikura where you can see their matching tattoos and Satsuki’s nipples.

ii. Satsuki coerces her into an abortion, she demands some sort of compensation. He goes to her house to apologize but ends up asking her mom for money for the ride back home. Later threaten to post pictures of Airi and him having sex. Writes Airi a poem and sends her a 500 y set of earrings as his compensation.

iii. When Airi leaks the purikura, he cries about it to the members of ReS despite it being well-known that he has openly talked shit about them. Yuuga puts him on blast again because why not.

-Satsuki becomes involved with a Finnish fan named Henrietta (who was under 18 for part of their involvement), changes the date of a show so he can take her on a Christmas date after he pays for her trip to Japan, starts waxing poetic about Finland in lyrics and interviews because he’s so in love with her. A German fan leaks a chat where she admits it, setting off all the Japanese fans. Henrietta denies things but later turns on Satsuki and writes extensively about him in English.
 

-Ameblo messages of Satsuki asking for wire transfers are leaked around the same time the information about Airi is leaked, along with pictures of him sleeping, extensive conversations between him and a tsunagari, etc. Basically, poor tsunagari management leads to a lot of them turning on him.

 

-Rumors of Satsuki being a general ass spring up at this time – he has nothing nice to say about fans who do anything less than mitsu for him, mocks Japanese fans who come to his performances abroad, bitches about Io and other fans specifically, and the Yuuga/Ao incident is brought up again.

 

-Io is a player in the Team STK drama and the leader of Team STK, arguably the last core group of Satsuki fans that ever were. She protects Henrietta until she finds out Henrietta was involved with him, and frequently gets into scrapes with Airi

 

-All of this drama leads to him getting cut from Kisaki Project (yikes)

 

TEAM STK DRAMA
 

2008 – Rentrer en Soi disbands
Our main player Io and Satsuki have had a vague mitsu relationship until now, she buys him gifts and clothing (some featured in PVs) but notes that his requests are getting more and more expansive. Satsuki tells Io that he’s going to go solo and since he’s her fan, she’s dumb for crying about the disbandment since she can just see him anyway. Requests an incredibly Chrome Hearts chain from her, insists even when she tells him she can’t afford it.
 

2011 – Support bassist Rin disappears after being demoted to staff. Allegedly ran away due to Satsuki pressuring him for money.
 

2012 Summer/Fall – A man named Hiyoko becomes the goods table staff. Becomes a major player who is later revealed to have a rap sheet when Io reports him to the police. Starts contact with the jouren group.
 

2012 December – Hiyoko calls a meeting with Io and other fans and demands they buy Satsuki a Mac.
Later that month, Hiyoko starts ramping up pressure to buy cheki and demands that Io/Ena jouren buy the film for the cheki (that they’re expected to buy later). Hiyoko threatens to grab them by the hair.
 

2013 January/February – Hiyoko begins to repeatedly call/text and threaten the jouren, demanding money for them including Satsuki’s travel expenses. When they try to talk to Satsuki about it, Hiyoko demands to know what they told him. Hiyoko and Satsuki coerce Ena jouren to karaoke, cornering her in the room for hours while they bitch and make financial demands. She keeps this a secret.
 

2013 February-April – Hiyoko starts to openly insult fans and Satsuki’s support members on twitter, then disappears from his job at the goods table.
 

2013 April – Over the course of 52 hours, Io and Ena jouren are attacked over and over on tanuki by someone who has access to the letters written to Satsuki by Io. Io retaliates by disclosing the information above.
 

2013 May 12-14 – Io attempts to confront Satsuki about this at an instore, he claims not to know Hiyoko. Ena jouren divulges the karaoke incident to the other jouren and they decide to go in.
 

2013 May 22 – The jouren, with the cooperation of other bands’ jouren and other attendees, enact a “Ten Commandments” on Satsuki – essentially, leaving the center segment of the audience floor empty in front of Satsuki (the name refers to Moses parting the Red Sea) and facing away from the center as part of their boycott. No one acknowledges Satsuki, calling only for the support members. The attendees stand stock still, only during furi that was created by them that Satsuki had called “embarrassing” earlier.  After the show, Io and others pursue him for answers, but he runs away. (They attempt to chase him down the following year but he runs away again.)

 

MISC
 

-At some point during this drama, Takumi erases all acknowledgment of Satsuki’s existence from his blog at the time. Mika also conspicuously avoids talking about him when sukekiyo starts up, although he does mention the other ex members of ReS. Satsuki is suspected of trolling the sukekiyo threads due to this rivalry.
 

-Inventor of the “air instore”, an instore which is on the schedule but not actually held due to lack of attendees. Ena jouren wrote that instores attendees outside of Team STK ranged from 3-13 people. Attendees at oneman shows (including Team STK and friends) were between 17-25 people.
 

-Known to send himself flower stands at his own shows
 

-Known for being weirdly obsessed with TENGA and jacking off inside of a Denny’s (no really)

 

[Karma’s Hat 3107]

 Question: do you know how he managed to procure so many overseas shows, and most imporantly of all: why?

[cvltic 1482]

mitsu money -- he had a huge bankroll in girls paying him during 2011-2012 (before the shit hit the fan basically, presumably during RES too) & as to why, presumably feeding his narcissism and a gaijin complex. a lot of free-will adjacent bands were the ones trying to make moves abroad (RIP clash against commercialism) so that might have something to do with it as well

Edited June 14, 2018 by cvltic

[Saishu 1589]

7 minutes ago, cvltic said:

(RIP clash against commercialism)

I had tickets to that

[Saishu 1589]

I knew there wasn’t something quite right about Tatsurou

[nick 10212]

*bookmarks this thread*

[Zeus 7997]

I never knew I wanted a thread so bad in my life.

[LIDL 692]

JFC ain't these juicy! SMH this is almost as dark as the K-Pop managements stuffs

[Masato 365]

3 hours ago, cvltic said:

here goes xoxo

 

  Reveal hidden contents

SATSUKI DRAMA

ANCIENT DRAMA (RES ERA)
 

-Satsuki is a prime instigator in the Yuuga/Ao drama. After former Rentrer en Soi guitarist Ao impregnates Devil Kitty Yuuga’s little sister, Satsuki begins to verbally abuse Ao and demands that he have the girl abort the child. Yuuga goes apeshit and publicly blasts the members of Rentrer en Soi on his blog. Satsuki is forced to dogeza (apologize while prostrating) on stage to Yuuga and Ao. Allegedly spotting crying about it afterward.
 

-Satsuki is a Kyo hanger-on and frequently brought up in conjunction with Kyo’s drinking party where there is rumored to be sexual/physical abuse of girls and one particular roadie (later known as Byou) by the attendees (Kyo, Tatsurou, Daisuke, Wataru, Satsuki, others). The legendary status of this party makes its veracity suspect, but this particular group of bandmen has a negative reputation overall and he is associated with them. Later Airi divulges that he now despises Dir en grey and openly talked shit about them at Daisuke’s memorial.


SOLO DRAMA (2011-2013)
 

Satsuki is caught up in various problems with gya. This is where things all go horribly wrong for him.
 

-Airi, a famed Satsuki girlfriend?/mitsu. There is enough Airi drama to sink a battleship….

i. Airi posts pictures of gifts Satsuki has given her, which turn out to be gifts originally meant for him from fans. She posts pictures of him and other tsunagari hanging out, brags about him giving her guest passes, and generally provokes all his fans. Eventually their relationship sours, and she posts purikura where you can see their matching tattoos and Satsuki’s nipples.

ii. Satsuki coerces her into an abortion, she demands some sort of compensation. He goes to her house to apologize but ends up asking her mom for money for the ride back home. Later threaten to post pictures of Airi and him having sex. Writes Airi a poem and sends her a 500 y set of earrings as his compensation.

iii. When Airi leaks the purikura, he cries about it to the members of ReS despite it being well-known that he has openly talked shit about them. Yuuga puts him on blast again because why not.

-Satsuki becomes involved with a Finnish fan named Henrietta (who was under 18 for part of their involvement), changes the date of a show so he can take her on a Christmas date after he pays for her trip to Japan, starts waxing poetic about Finland in lyrics and interviews because he’s so in love with her. A German fan leaks a chat where she admits it, setting off all the Japanese fans. Henrietta denies things but later turns on Satsuki and writes extensively about him in English.
 

-Ameblo messages of Satsuki asking for wire transfers are leaked around the same time the information about Airi is leaked, along with pictures of him sleeping, extensive conversations between him and a tsunagari, etc. Basically, poor tsunagari management leads to a lot of them turning on him.

 

-Rumors of Satsuki being a general ass spring up at this time – he has nothing nice to say about fans who do anything less than mitsu for him, mocks Japanese fans who come to his performances abroad, bitches about Io and other fans specifically, and the Yuuga/Ao incident is brought up again.

 

-Io is a player in the Team STK drama and the leader of Team STK, arguably the last core group of Satsuki fans that ever were. She protects Henrietta until she finds out Henrietta was involved with him, and frequently gets into scrapes with Airi

 

-All of this drama leads to him getting cut from Kisaki Project (yikes)

 

TEAM STK DRAMA
 

2008 – Rentrer en Soi disbands
Our main player Io and Satsuki have had a vague mitsu relationship until now, she buys him gifts and clothing (some featured in PVs) but notes that his requests are getting more and more expansive. Satsuki tells Io that he’s going to go solo and since he’s her fan, she’s dumb for crying about the disbandment since she can just see him anyway. Requests an incredibly Chrome Hearts chain from her, insists even when she tells him she can’t afford it.
 

2011 – Support bassist Rin disappears after being demoted to staff. Allegedly ran away due to Satsuki pressuring him for money.
 

2012 Summer/Fall – A man named Hiyoko becomes the goods table staff. Becomes a major player who is later revealed to have a rap sheet when Io reports him to the police. Starts contact with the jouren group.
 

2012 December – Hiyoko calls a meeting with Io and other fans and demands they buy Satsuki a Mac.
Later that month, Hiyoko starts ramping up pressure to buy cheki and demands that Io/Ena jouren buy the film for the cheki (that they’re expected to buy later). Hiyoko threatens to grab them by the hair.
 

2013 January/February – Hiyoko begins to repeatedly call/text and threaten the jouren, demanding money for them including Satsuki’s travel expenses. When they try to talk to Satsuki about it, Hiyoko demands to know what they told him. Hiyoko and Satsuki coerce Ena jouren to karaoke, cornering her in the room for hours while they bitch and make financial demands. She keeps this a secret.
 

2013 February-April – Hiyoko starts to openly insult fans and Satsuki’s support members on twitter, then disappears from his job at the goods table.
 

2013 April – Over the course of 52 hours, Io and Ena jouren are attacked over and over on tanuki by someone who has access to the letters written to Satsuki by Io. Io retaliates by disclosing the information above.
 

2013 May 12-14 – Io attempts to confront Satsuki about this at an instore, he claims not to know Hiyoko. Ena jouren divulges the karaoke incident to the other jouren and they decide to go in.
 

2013 May 22 – The jouren, with the cooperation of other bands’ jouren and other attendees, enact a “Ten Commandments” on Satsuki – essentially, leaving the center segment of the audience floor empty in front of Satsuki (the name refers to Moses parting the Red Sea) and facing away from the center as part of their boycott. No one acknowledges Satsuki, calling only for the support members. The attendees stand stock still, only during furi that was created by them that Satsuki had called “embarrassing” earlier.  After the show, Io and others pursue him for answers, but he runs away. (They attempt to chase him down the following year but he runs away again.)

 

MISC
 

-At some point during this drama, Takumi erases all acknowledgment of Satsuki’s existence from his blog at the time. Mika also conspicuously avoids talking about him when sukekiyo starts up, although he does mention the other ex members of ReS. Satsuki is suspected of trolling the sukekiyo threads due to this rivalry.
 

-Inventor of the “air instore”, an instore which is on the schedule but not actually held due to lack of attendees. Ena jouren wrote that instores attendees outside of Team STK ranged from 3-13 people. Attendees at oneman shows (including Team STK and friends) were between 17-25 people.
 

-Known to send himself flower stands at his own shows
 

-Known for being weirdly obsessed with TENGA and jacking off inside of a Denny’s (no really)

 

Thank you! ♡♡♡♡

My curiosity was satisfied!

Maybe his Euro-Live attendence will go up again now because people want to look at him and stand still! 

 

And not do thd hip-hop stuff anyway.....

Edited June 14, 2018 by Masato