Machete

[Spike760 16]

Machete

Did anyone ever see Grindhouse? Remember those commercials for the fake movies, Machete was the first one, and now they're making it into a real movie. It's going to come out next Friday. Is it supposed to be serious or like a joke?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y

~ Original Grindhouse Trailer

[Prism 8]

Planet Terror, you mean.

Serious or a joke, I don't care. This will kick ass.

[Spike760 16]

Yeah, Grindhouse is Planet Terror + Death Proof.

I was reading up on this, and Eli Roth is making an actual movie based off another fake trailer that he directed in Grindhouse, Thanksgiving.

[Prism 8]

Yeah, they're both nothing alike though, so I don't really consider it a title for both of 'em. Plus Grindhouse was always just a term for the theaters that showed these kinda movies. Blame my brother, he's lodged too many Grindhouse/Exploitation movies into my brain.

[tosinn 3]

Grindhouse was fucking ace, so I'm definitely watching this one.

[Mono 0]

This is SERIOUS and a bloody tribute to old grindhouse movies. People wanted to see it so bad they decided to make it into a movie.

Danny Trejo has his first mainrole in this movie and the movie will for sure be a legendary movie. The second best movie this year just beat by The Expendables. But also include very awesome role castings. The best ever, actually.

Been waiting for both this and The Expendables for a very long time now, so this will rule so hard. Both will be the manliest films ever made with Rambo 4 as a good third. Best movie year ever? yeah, it is.

[LIDL 692]

oh? It's action movie?

Cos before, i've heard this suppose to be spin off from Spy Kids. U know, he was the uncle from the Cortez kids.

Maybe i got missinformed?

However, i am looking forward to this.

Was prettay dissapointed by The Expendables, so i need a good action movie!

[Vurtox 3]

^ Naw, according to Robert Rodriguez this Machete has nothing to do with the Spy Kids one.

Joke or not Robert Rodriguez makes amazing films. Totally want to see this shit, ASAP.

[anieresus 270]

This is going to be so fucking awesome

[Spike760 16]

I was reading on IMDB, and it said that Machete (character, not just the actor) was in the Spy Kids movies.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0006776/

So are you sure they're unrelated?

[anieresus 270]

It was their uncle I think not sure :S

[LIDL 692]

Yes, he was. An uncle that provides the kids with gadgets and stuffs.

But i was looking around and i found this:

"Machete continues the B movie and exploitation style of Grindhouse, including in part the same footage. Danny Trejo stars in his first lead role as the title character. He also played the role of a character named Machete in the Spy Kids franchise, which Rodriguez directed. However, they are not intended to be in the same fictional universe."

So Vurtox right.

I just saw the trailer and it looks fine

[Spike760 16]

That's kind of stupid. Machete, who is even named that that there would be two characters in two different movies by the same director and played by the same actor. They should be the same person, it would be funnier too, lol.

[Karma’s Hat 3107]

Wonder when it's coming out in my country... I really liked Grindhouse, so i'll be expecting something really entertaining! Also Machete was my favourite from the grindhouse trailers, hope they'll get around to make the other ones as well.

[LIDL 692]

^ Regarding that, i've read that hobo with a gun and Thanksgiving are also on production, so just wait and see

[SUGIZOLOVER 1]

i can respect a good grindhouse. I like forward to it with a open mined

[-D-eadStam_aliv-E- 0]

I m looking forward to hobo with a shotgun,i think it ll be better. (for me)

At some points on the trailer it reminded me of tokyo gore police.

[LIDL 692]

have anybody watch this yet?

I haven't. Wondering if the whole thing any good?

[-D-eadStam_aliv-E- 0]

I havent either :/ but dudes on imdb liked it

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/

[LIDL 692]

the review are intriguing xD

it makes me wanna watch it, hope i can spare time for it soon.

[Flame-X 441]

I've seen it. It's pretty entertaining especially the last 10-20 min of the film. Like the Expendables, it's your straight up popcorn flick. If I were to rate it, I'd give it 7/10.

And damn... Michelle Rodriguez is such a babe.

[Guest]

I didn't see it yet but I'll give it a 10/10. Didn't see The Expendables yet either, but I'll give it a 10/10.

And Michelle Rodriguez is butt-fuckin'-ugly! Bad actor as well.

[Flame-X 441]

Nice trolling..

[Guest]

I'm not trolling. Just telling the truth. I've been waiting for both movies for a long, long time now and there's just no chance I'll get dissappointed by any of them. But I haven't seen The Expendables yet because I've been sick and not able to go to the movies. Sadly.

As for Michelle Rodriguez. When did she ever do anything good? She never managed to touch me with her acting. She was always over playing everything and nothing did ever seem real. She's just shit. And no, I do not find her pretty at all. Never did, never will.

[Spike760 16]

I started watching it today. Its pretty funny. I can't wait to finish it when I get home.