Ito

This is brilliant. Never thought I'd see I am Bread in SGDQ. Also, this game IS hard as fuck. Probably the second hardest game I've played, beaten just by Ghosts ‘n Goblins.
 
 
 
 
This Super Oanga World run is also hilarious. It's so much fun, both from the player, his run and the couch. Hilarious! I love me some CarlSagan42.
 

This is the main message of the film imo, to sell them as the biggest thing in Japanese rock heading towards world domination. I think that in this aspect, X are trying to have their cake and eat it. They invented visual-kei - that's all you need to know, the pioneered a movement of sorts that sounds cool and groundbreaking, which paints them as heroes. But giving more screen time to the scene would expose them for what they are - in the end, X Japan and visual kei will always be a niche. They can fill Tokyo Dome 10 times and appear on Kohaku on New Year's Eve, but they're by no means Japan's darlings/national treasure/symbol/whatever the hell it is Yoshiki wants to portray them as, and their music might be great but it's irrelevant to what happens in the charts these days, or even to what's happening in visual kei these days. They're legends to visual kei fans but telling America/the rest of the world how legendary they are/were out of this context is dishonest at best, and I think this is one of the things that bothered me the most about this film, even though I enjoyed most of it as a fan of the band.

Directed by Stephen Kijak
 
Starring 
 
X Japan
 
 
 
June 30th came and went, and while we may have not gotten the album, we might have gotten something arguably more interesting. To the misfortune of the initiated non-Japanese speaking fan of visual kei, there is an inarguable drought of first hand accounts outside of the handful vague magazine articles that are passable at best; and it is to this need that a film about X Japan would seem like an heaven-sent. I still think that the most interesting aspect of the whole story of visual kei is how it exactly got started, and what the people involved were feeling at the time of its inception. "We are X" would seemingly be able to fit the bill, seemingly. I was able to see that it definitely wasn't going to live up to expectations based on its short runtime alone, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't enjoy a good A&E music documentary so either, and the X story is definitely very interesting. So how does it fare? 
 
We Are X” is a moderately entertaining and a rather brief 90 minute promotional package for Yoshiki’s upcoming world conquest ( it’s still coming you guys. ) that is simply not what it could be. The basic gist of the film is Yoshiki reminiscing about everything that happened in his life leading up to their long awaited [citation needed] debut at the Madison Square Garden, encompassing his thoughts on life, death and all things Yoshiki with bits of historical retrospective sequenced in between. You know what you’re in for right from the start, when the film opens with such grand spectacle that’s only befitting of a man of Yoshiki’s stature ( if you ask him, that is ); dramatic piano music wailing under a Yoshiki monologue lead up to the graphic designer and pyrotechnics ejaculating all over video deck all at once, and after the initial shock of the grand spectacle of it all, it becomes apparent that the film starts to work in two different ways; the slick albeit dripping with cheese rockumentary with interesting historical footage on the one end, and the absolutely stunning character worship of Yoshiki on the other. Although there’s something to be said about the devil reading the bible, I think a cynical reading of this glossy piece of PR is if not perfectly warranted, then at least an amusing exercise for the viewer.
 
The way the story is told is through Yoshiki’s own biography and musings and, the film’s story arch spans X’s career from the beginning to the show at the MSG largely from his perspective, and from here we are beset with the greatest structural problems of the film that completely slaughters it from being of great interest. X and the other band members are established only as they come into his story and information about them is related only in a manner as it specifically relates to him. A central feature of X’s story, which is the Toshi’s cult debacle, gets so much time only because it plays a role in the breakup and reformation, and the way hide is presented is that his greatest asset along with strange magnetism and philanthropy was being Yoshiki’s “producer,” as it was told. Heath and Pata each hardly get word in; is it because they didn’t want to, or that their input is inconsequential to the narrative? Who’s narrative by the way, X’s or Yoshiki’s? Or is Yoshiki X? These characters are attached to the spine of Yoshiki’s project through which they are even allowed exist in this film. You can probably already see what’s going on here.
 
The lost opportunity of having comprehensive member bios becomes perfectly evident when Yoshiki’s own childhood and early bijuaru years are reflected on, and what little was shown of it was easily the highlight of the film. Their lives at this point were danger, death, excessive drinking and the most thrashing cockrock around, so what caused it? What were the motivations, influences and the rest of it? Yoshiki’s dad dying and him getting a drum set. After this he conjured willing and able session members from the nether realm - & Saver Tiger - and he invented X in the vacuum of his own persona! Poor fucking Pata gets literally nothing, probably ending up sharing the same total screen time with Yoshikitty or the hide doll. A proper biography of hide is unjustly totally omitted, and while the whole Toshi cult debacle does occupy a central position the last third of the film, it is terribly vague the way it goes about; he married an unspecified woman and joined an unspecified cult that brainwashed him in a rather unspecific manner for unspecific ends. The film also goes over no songs or albums in any detail, and I mean there is hardly word said about any single note of music they’ve done in specific, nor about their influences and creative process for that matter. For a music documentary it’s exceptionally light on anything musical, except when it’s something that particularly relates to the story of the visual kei grand wizard Yoshiki.
 
Another aspect of the story that is completely absent is a proper survey of visual kei. The culture is hardly explored in any way, nor does X get drawn into the larger context of things and is merely portrayed as a hugely popular rock band that was quite influential in the domestic market. I have a theory on why this is so: the film is aimed at an all-American market as a promotional piece: the 90-minute mark cannot be exceeded under any circumstance, and visual kei may only be brought up as an object to prop up the band. One segment of the film has a few lines by members of bands such as Dir en grey, Luna Sea, Mucc etc. and the total of what they were allowed to say was: “ekkusu kakkoi sugoi desu ne.” One might have been able to set this aside if it weren’t for the fact that a couple of minutes later Yoshiki’s American entourage gets MINUTES of screen time, including Gene Simmons who even gets to have a personal anecdote on how X would be huge in the west if it weren’t for the Anglo-centrism of the American audiences. 
With these direction choices in mind, I feel that X was portrayed more in the way that the American public would like to digest the band: a big insular arena rock sensation that’d be the biggest band in the world if it weren’t for unfortunate circumstance. This doesn't kill the film exactly, but it makes it of lesser importance and interest. 
 
Now why the film is like this is because all this is after all, it is a promotional package for X’s long delayed triumphant conquest of the western music market. Its structure is built around the MSG show, with the original attempt at the west sequined in the latter middle part of the run time so it could be later brought up as a setup for their return. After going through the disbandment and the tragic deaths set to an image of Yoshiki being outrageously portrayed with wings behind him, it’s right at the end of the film where he is still standing defiant and fully convinced that he still has to do it, he has to besiege the billboard and he must do it for hide and Taiji; and then cue to an awesome cringe inducing montage of weeaboos wearing bootleg shirts and an assorted collection of Yoshiki’s cool celebrity “friends,” as they were called. It depends on your point of view whether this is amusing or just simply enraging. At this point, I admit to subscribing to the former school of thought. 
 
So, for people who are interested in visual kei and X, it falls short of expectation. What does it have for the outsider? Well, it’s a mixed bag. First of all, it is a cheesy TV documentary level production made by a guy who’s previous documentary was about the hardcore musical renegades The Backstreet Boys, so the emphasis is on the word production; and still despite all this it occasionally appears to assume general knowledge from the viewer while totally catering to people who’d be exposed to X for the first time. The music isn’t spoken of and only clips of it are played, so you either must know it beforehand or take the word of everyone in the film that X is this great band from Japan you haven’t heard of. Obviously, my memory isn’t 100% but I’m fairly confident that the only song mentioned by name in the film was Art of Life.
I’ll have to say that it’s not boring though, because the bare bones of the saga are interesting and all the early X stuff is awesome. So considering that anyone with the misfortune of having read this is most likely quite well versed in the bijuarus, I can say there's worse ways of spending your time. I'd watch a Japanese record store employee telling about the best selling vk records for two hours ( probably rather than this, actually ) so I'm definitely biased towards everything even remotely related to visual kei. You’re should be good as well if you go into it with the same mindset you would have watching some Vice documentary on a Sunday morning while eating breakfast.
 
                                                                               

Quick thoughts of a grumpy old man.
 
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"vainglory" by MEIDARA
No major sins (other than that synth violin in the background, but it is pretty subtle), but feels utterly forgettable.
 
"蜉蝣の夢" by FIXER 
Though this track had a little bit of "I've already heard this before" syndrome going on with it, it was still pretty solid.
 
"Omelas" by JILUKA
I liked the chorus, but otherwise this feels like "been there, done that" metalcore.
 
"ドラマチックな恋心" by SAVAGE
Those vocals are abysmal.
 
"セクシーホモサピエンス" by クウチュウ戦 (Koochewsen)
I feel like I should like this, but the vocals just came off as annoying. Which kind of sucks, as the instrumentals were solid.
 
"ラビリンス" by MONDO GROSSO featuring 満島ひかり
The beat felt a little stale, but overall I enjoyed the mood.
 
"ガブリエル" by Yeti
Vocalist fits this style well, still doesn't make this song interesting though.
 
"See Inside" by PASSing truth DRIVE
This song sounds like it is out of phase. Instant fail for the terrible production that makes my head feel like it is stuck in an echo chamber or something.
 
"雨中遊泳" by Plastic Tree
Blocked, too lazy to view via proxy lol
 
"無重力" by Yeti
The heavy parts are awesome. The transition nearly ruins this song. The production also kind of sucks.
 
"最近じゃデパートのオリジナルソングにすら 幸せを感じるんだ" by The Mirraz
This band has never clicked for me. This changes nothing there.
 
"あましずくとマクガフィン" by グリモア (GRIMOIRE)
Not bad by any means, actually pretty solid, but didn't really draw me in either. I should probably like this more than I do.
 
"Bad Blood" by Acid Black Cherry
This was not what I was expecting. Perhaps a bit too heavy on the bleep-bloops, but an interesting mashup of sounds.
 
"Sans Toi Mamie" by Ataru Nakamura
Sorry, what was that? I feel asleep.
 

Quick thoughts of a grumpy old man.
 
Scale:
Yeah
Hmm
Meh
Ugh
 
 
"vainglory" by MEIDARA
No major sins (other than that synth violin in the background, but it is pretty subtle), but feels utterly forgettable.
 
"蜉蝣の夢" by FIXER 
Though this track had a little bit of "I've already heard this before" syndrome going on with it, it was still pretty solid.
 
"Omelas" by JILUKA
I liked the chorus, but otherwise this feels like "been there, done that" metalcore.
 
"ドラマチックな恋心" by SAVAGE
Those vocals are abysmal.
 
"セクシーホモサピエンス" by クウチュウ戦 (Koochewsen)
I feel like I should like this, but the vocals just came off as annoying. Which kind of sucks, as the instrumentals were solid.
 
"ラビリンス" by MONDO GROSSO featuring 満島ひかり
The beat felt a little stale, but overall I enjoyed the mood.
 
"ガブリエル" by Yeti
Vocalist fits this style well, still doesn't make this song interesting though.
 
"See Inside" by PASSing truth DRIVE
This song sounds like it is out of phase. Instant fail for the terrible production that makes my head feel like it is stuck in an echo chamber or something.
 
"雨中遊泳" by Plastic Tree
Blocked, too lazy to view via proxy lol
 
"無重力" by Yeti
The heavy parts are awesome. The transition nearly ruins this song. The production also kind of sucks.
 
"最近じゃデパートのオリジナルソングにすら 幸せを感じるんだ" by The Mirraz
This band has never clicked for me. This changes nothing there.
 
"あましずくとマクガフィン" by グリモア (GRIMOIRE)
Not bad by any means, actually pretty solid, but didn't really draw me in either. I should probably like this more than I do.
 
"Bad Blood" by Acid Black Cherry
This was not what I was expecting. Perhaps a bit too heavy on the bleep-bloops, but an interesting mashup of sounds.
 
"Sans Toi Mamie" by Ataru Nakamura
Sorry, what was that? I feel asleep.
 

haha wow can't believe no one mentioned
 

 
oh wait.

Was this too obvious?
 

 
The evolution from this to this in five years time always wows me

Schwarz Stein sounds like La Bouche
 
 

It's Sanic's birthday!

@Itothank you! Yeah I realized that as well.

Just by the way: Followed you on lastfm now, always looking for new friends there.

Welcome to the forum, I hope you enjoy your time here! I kind of amazes me sometimes how early MH pops up when you search google for bands lol.
 
If you have any questions, feel free to ask anyone with a red or blue name.

I am I the only one who thinks the new Mario looks jank? It looks like they couldn't figure out what to do and the art direction is just an utter mess.

Prepare to get juice'd
 

 

First time I try light circle lenses and I like it even if it change me a lot ;o;

It was on sale, so I saved $300~

Welcome to the forum!
I'm hyped that people are actually make it on here after my panel. That thing always takes so much more time that I ever expect them to, but to know that people enjoyed it makes it all worth while. Honestly, if you have any feedback for me, I would love to hear it as I am always trying to improve for the following year.

Really the only thing, which you pretty much took care of eventually, is to make sure the volume of your mic and the presentation is better balanced. For the beginning part of the panel it was really hard to hear you talk when you had a song playing.

Decided it was finally time to come hang out here. Went to that one dude's panel at ACEN two years in a row, so I figured I should finally check the place out. Glad to be here

Making my first post on the site, I came here after seeing Ito's Jrock Heaven panel at ACEN this past weekend. I first started listening to Jrock and Japanese music in general after getting into it from L'Arc-en-Ciel's Ready Steady Go from the first FMA anime. Some of my favorite Jrock bands include L'Arc-en-Ciel, SID, FLOW, BRADIO, and Ling Tosite Sigure. I'm hoping to learn more about Jrock and get into some cool bands, thank you for having me!

it wasn't like we were rooting for him to die or smth but ok, glad he made it ;p

Also, just so that the rest of the users know, there is no such things as "that mod." All of the staff talk together and make decisions as a team. Just wanted to clear that up in case anyone thought we had a rouge staff member.

Trombe, if you had a single ounce of respect, you wouldn't have landed yourself in this situation. We you were banned for reasons that should have been VERY clear to you. Your alternate account was banned because you couldn't stand to wait out your suspension. The entire staff is aligned it this.
 
You literally only have yourself to blame. 
 
 

Thank god that 2016 was fairly solid.

I was hoping that the bassist would give some of the songs more of a different feel, so in that respect I am disappointed, but I can hardly say that I think that this mini sounds bad.

lol i'm like 99% sure that other √eight roasting is gonna be about that 1 track on the same album that's basically just Zilch's 'Psyche'